The Sculptor of Claes Oldenburg is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Coosje van Bruggen with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.317 billion Oldenburgers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oldenburger economy, worth a remarkable 2,263 trillion spoonbridges a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,093 spoonbridges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush, the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum, and the Oldenburger government is the world's largest NGO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Claes Oldenburg's national animal is the caterpillar tracks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pop Art.

Claes Oldenburg is ranked 32,649^th in the world and 19^th in Seinfeld for Largest Populations, with 14.3 billion capita.