The Radical Transgenderists of Claibornia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Caroley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.318 billion Claibornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayzenstet. The average income tax rate is 87.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Claibornian economy, worth a remarkable 1,946 trillion pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 308,095 pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Ayzenstet XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, and Claibornia isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Claibornia's national animal is the Patriot-Chan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Supreme Revolutionary Thought.

Claibornia is ranked 331,394^th in the world and 244^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -23.93 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.