The Empire of Clarkatopia is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 334 million Clarkatopians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.6%.

The very strong Clarkatopian economy, worth 21.9 trillion cryptoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,505 cryptoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,619 per year while the poor average 14,706, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clarkatopia's national animal is the sweet fox.

Clarkatopia is ranked 280,683^rd in the world and 11^th in The Churchlands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.