The Queendom of Cleopatra VII is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Cleopatra Thea Philopator with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.431 billion Ptolemaics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cleopatra VIIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 171,410 Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cleopatra VII's national animal is the Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cleopatra VII is ranked 33,977^th in the world and 772^nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,488.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.