The Most Serene Republic of Coldomamadaqua is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 371 million Coldomamadaquans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cryptid. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Coldomamadaquan economy, worth 28.8 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,580 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coldomamadaqua's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Coldomamadaqua is ranked 306,255^th in the world and 1,327^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Black Market, with 11.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.