The Commonwealth of Mazukrowistan is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 109 million Mazukrowis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mazukrowistani economy, worth 7.72 trillion Mazukrowi Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,820 Mazukrowi Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, gold stars and candy are said to be the best way to Leader's heart, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mazukrowistan's national animal is the Eurasian Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mazukrowistan is ranked 86,240^th in the world and 347^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Developed, scoring 65.19 on the Human Development Index.