Population | 22.137 billion |
Capital | New Coloamerica City |
Leader | Czar Alekzandr |
Faith | Holy Coloamerican Catholicism |
Currency | United Socialist Dollar |
Animal | The Filthy Bourgeoisie |
The United Socialist States of Coloamerica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Czar Alekzandr with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 22.137 billion Coloamericans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coloamerica City. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Coloamerican economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion United Socialist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,466 United Socialist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coloamerica's national animal is the The Filthy Bourgeoisie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Coloamerican Catholicism.
Coloamerica is ranked 247,026th in the world and 8,431st in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -142.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Coloamerica changed its national leader to "Czar Alekzandr".
- : Coloamerica changed its national leader to "Czar Alekzand".
- : Coloamerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Developed.
- : Coloamerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Coloamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Coloamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Coloamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Coloamerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Coloamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Coloamerica changed its national leader to "Czar Alekzandr".