The Republic of Color 0x0E is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.633 billion Color 0x0Eians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Color 0x0Eian economy, worth a remarkable 1,633 trillion Bits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,199 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, the government spares every expense for national defence, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, and Color 0x0Eian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Color 0x0E's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Color 0x0E is ranked 96,893^rd in the world and 497^th in junk for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 943.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.