The Colony of Common3 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Abdul with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and remarkably easy parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.241 billion Common3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tripoli. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Common3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,426 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,564 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

"Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound, and survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Common3's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muslim.

Common3 is ranked 10,724^th in the world and 2^nd in Common Storage for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,249.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.