The Communist Galinea Puppet of Communist Galineic Territories is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 20.036 billion Communist Galineic Territorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galineu. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Communist Galineic Territoriesian economy, worth 482 trillion Galarozzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 24,078 Galarozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Galineic Territories's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Galineic Territories is ranked 139,194^th in the world and 6,117^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.48 kickbacks per hour.