Population | 13.193 billion |
Capital | New Solidarity |
Leader | Spooky Skeleton Monster of Leftist Unity |
Faith | Pan-Leftism |
Currency | none |
Animal | mongoose |
The United Socialist States of Communist Region Founder is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Spooky Skeleton Monster of Leftist Unity with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.193 billion Communist Region Founderians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Solidarity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.5%.
The very strong Communist Region Founderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion nones a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 78,337 nones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,627 per year while the poor average 19,486, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.
The nation leads The Communist Region in per capita stalking, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Region Founder's national animal is the mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pan-Leftism.
Communist Region Founder is ranked 140,154th in the world and 2nd in The Communist Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.82 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Communist Region Founder proposed constructing embassies between The Communist Region and The Communist Bloc.
- : Communist Region Founder updated the World Factbook entry in The Communist Region.
- : Communist Region Founder's influence in The Communist Region fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
- : Communist Region Founder's influence in The Communist Region rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Communist Region Founder agreed to construct embassies between The Communist Region and The Leftist Assembly.
- : Communist Region Founder agreed to construct embassies between The Communist Region and The democratic socialist union.
- : Communist Region Founder altered its national flag.
- : Communist Region Founder changed its national animal to "mongoose", its capital to "New Solidarity", its currency to "none", its faith to "Pan-Leftism", and its leader to "Spooky Skeleton Monster of Leftist Unity".
- : Communist Region Founder updated the World Factbook entry in The Communist Region.
- : Communist Region Founder set the regional banner of The Communist Region.