| Population | 13.932 billion |
| Capital | Tolosa |
| Leader | Conselh Generau d'Estat |
| Currency | Pesseta Occitana |
| Animal | Leon |
The People's Republic of Comrade Occitania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Conselh Generau d'Estat with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.932 billion Comrade Occitanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tolosa. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Comrade Occitanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,095 trillion Pesseta Occitanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 365,753 Pesseta Occitanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Comrade Occitania's radio stations, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comrade Occitania's national animal is the Leon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Comrade Occitania is ranked 262nd in the world and 2nd in Solidaritat for Lowest Crime Rates, with 230.71 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Comrade Occitania, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : Following new legislation in Comrade Occitania, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
- : Following new legislation in Comrade Occitania, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Comrade Occitania's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Comrade Occitania, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
- : Following new legislation in Comrade Occitania, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Comrade Occitania, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in Comrade Occitania, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
- : Following new legislation in Comrade Occitania, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in Comrade Occitania, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.
- : Following new legislation in Comrade Occitania, every workday begins with group therapy.
