The Principality of Condal is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.481 billion Condalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Condalian economy, worth 55.4 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 37,406 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Condal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condal's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Condal is ranked 7,964^th in the world and 1^st in Project for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9,228.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.