The Shredded Paper Pieces of Confetti is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.544 billion Confetti Enjoyers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Massive Pile of Confetti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The thriving Enjoying Confetti economy, worth 244 trillion Confetti pieceses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,748 Confetti pieceses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,765 per year while the poor average 10,161, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Enjoying Confetti roads, builders across Confetti are blocked up with orders for new public loos, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, and elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confetti's national animal is the Confetti.

Confetti is ranked 93,180^th in the world and 11^th in Flimsily Constructed Cardboard Box for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,506.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.