The Republic of Coniferous Courelli is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.339 billion Courellians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Courellian economy, worth 118 trillion callas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,740 callas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,026 per year while the poor average 3,180, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coniferous Courelli's national animal is the golden eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Coniferous Courelli is ranked 310,286^th in the world and 273^rd in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.