The Republic of Consoland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Consus Magnus with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.331 billion Consolandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Consonia. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Consolandian economy, worth 347 trillion Consuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,168 Consuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consoland's national animal is the Axolotl, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Consus.

Consoland is ranked 272,892^nd in the world and 1,476^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -10 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.