The Totally Not Spiraling of ControlLess is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 11.12 billion ControlLessians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 35.0%.

The strong ControlLessian economy, worth 544 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,972 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody likes bad boys any more, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', and dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ControlLess's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ControlLess is ranked 55,526^th in the world and 22^nd in Lightyears Away for Largest Populations, with 11.1 billion capita.