The Borderlands of Coohen is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 733 million Coohenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coohenian economy, worth 73.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,776 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, and Leader has killer fashion sense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coohen's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coohen is ranked 179,491^st in the world and 309^th in Edoca for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 355.18 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.