The Kingdom of Corbitania is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.483 billion Corbitanics live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandionia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Corbitanic economy, worth 737 trillion pilas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 134,493 pilas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 593,249 per year while the poor average 19,107, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

Citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met, torture is illegal, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, and the Great Corbitanic Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Corbitania's national animal is the Corbitanic sea hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Ipeonic imperial cult.

Corbitania is ranked 163,265^th in the world and 9^th in Ipeonic Empire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 289.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.