The Republic of Courelli in NSLeft is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.829 billion Courellians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Sereno. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Courelli in NSLeftian economy, worth 722 trillion Callas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,696 Callas, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Courellians made a dessert and called it peace, "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and Courelli in NSLeft has designated Porto Sereno as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Courelli in NSLeft's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Courelli in NSLeft is ranked 274,987^th in the world and 5^th in NSLeft for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.