The Most Serene Republic of Cozaar is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.389 billion Cozaarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cozaarian economy, worth 938 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,947 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cozaar's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cozaar is ranked 43,768^th in the world and 2,461^st in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 36.96 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.