The Sultanate of Culakistan is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.166 billion Culakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Culakistanian economy, worth 770 trillion Culak Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 68,968 Culak Rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,550 per year while the poor average 15,440, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Culakistan's national animal is the North Culakian Desert Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Culakistan is ranked 54,774^th in the world and 4^th in Deutschland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,489.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.