The Free Land of Cupcake Alice is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 15.001 billion Cupcake Aliceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Cupcake Alicean economy, worth 597 trillion dreams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,840 dreams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cupcake Alice's national animal is the Left-Handed Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cupcake Alice is ranked 90,081^st in the world and 2,129^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 86.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.