The United Kingdom of Cymru a Lloegr is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 12.194 billion Brits are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 15.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong British economy, worth 752 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,683 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cymru a Lloegr's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cymru a Lloegr is ranked 98,887^th in the world and 19^th in England for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.