The Flag Made By Paige of Cyptopir is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Julianne Rivers with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and prohibition of alcohol. The devout population of 984 million Cyptopiriots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grønnheim. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyptopiriot economy, worth 100 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 101,840 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyptopir's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cyptopir is ranked 29,829^th in the world and 755^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.83 law-abiding acts per hour.