The Sublime Republic of Czimonia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Czimo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.436 billion Czimons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tvangsta. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czimonian economy, worth 532 trillion Czimonian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,985 Czimonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, orange juice has been renamed yellow juice, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czimonia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Czimonia is ranked 130,656^th in the world and 1^st in Czimonia for Largest Populations, with 5.44 billion capita.