The Queendom of Dacta is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.439 billion Dactans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Dactan economy, worth 248 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 72,261 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,972 per year while the poor average 13,391, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

Nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, Dacta has designated Dacta City as its capital city, a major religion has been named as Dacta's national religion, and the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Dacta are highly popular tourist destinations. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dacta's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dacta is ranked 134,413^th in the world and 1,649^th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.