by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 10,373rdMost Armed: 11,461stHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,532nd
The Flowering Field of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Grow Every Spring
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Daffodilius

Population2.57 billion

CapitalDaffodilopolis
LeaderCarolus Florus
FaithVioletism

Currencyflower
Animalbull

The Flowering Field of Daffodilius is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carolus Florus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.57 billion Daffodilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daffodilopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.5%.

The all-consuming Daffodilian economy, worth 291 trillion flowers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,439 flowers, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

People spend a lot on hair and nails, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daffodilius's national animal is the bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Daffodilius is ranked 41,069th in the world and 2,186th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,629.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Conservative: 10,373rdMost Armed: 11,461stHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,532ndMost Devout: 12,301stFattest Citizens: 12,981stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,103rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 24,017thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,807thMost Patriotic: 29,593rdMost Cultured: 31,461st
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Most Devout: 346th in the regionMost Armed: 429th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 449th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 500th in the regionFattest Citizens: 519th in the regionMost Conservative: 583rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 1,072nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,262nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,409th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,508th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,555th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,637th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,652nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,661st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,669th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daffodilius, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Daffodilius, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason.
  • : Following new legislation in Daffodilius, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • : Daffodilius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Daffodilius, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Daffodilius, five year olds are carried away after losing bullball games.
  • : Following new legislation in Daffodilius, children are expected to carve their own toys.
  • : Following new legislation in Daffodilius, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Daffodilius, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Daffodilius was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.

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