| Population | 2.57 billion |
| Capital | Daffodilopolis |
| Leader | Carolus Florus |
| Faith | Violetism |
| Currency | flower |
| Animal | bull |
The Flowering Field of Daffodilius is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carolus Florus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.57 billion Daffodilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daffodilopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.5%.
The all-consuming Daffodilian economy, worth 291 trillion flowers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,439 flowers, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
People spend a lot on hair and nails, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daffodilius's national animal is the bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.
Daffodilius is ranked 41,069th in the world and 2,186th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,629.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Daffodilius, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
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Daffodilius, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason.
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Daffodilius, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
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Daffodilius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Daffodilius, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
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Daffodilius, five year olds are carried away after losing bullball games.
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Daffodilius, children are expected to carve their own toys.
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Daffodilius, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
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Daffodilius, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
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Daffodilius was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.

























