The Republic of Dai Mo is a large, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 174 million Moans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dai Moan economy, worth 7.04 trillion Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,478 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dai Mo's national animal is the dragon.

Dai Mo is ranked 239,599^th in the world and 137^th in Eladria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.92 on the Bus Surprisal Index.