The Benevolent Dictatorship of Danilama is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Pizza with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.631 billion Danilamen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danilamygrad. The average income tax rate is 85.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Danilaman economy, worth 548 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,026 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danilama's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Danilama is ranked 316,462^nd in the world and 68^th in Kerbals of the North for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.41 on the Bus Surprisal Index.