The Kingdom of Danjou is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rudolf I with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.777 billion Danjouvians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville de Danjou. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Danjouvian economy, worth 860 trillion livres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,113 livres, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 577,457 per year while the poor average 42,613, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

The thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Danjou's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Danjou is ranked 316,651^st in the world and 16,912^th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.67 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.