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Highest Drug Use: 692ndFattest Citizens: 8,643rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,243rd
The Free Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest
I've Been Legit Perma Tripping Since I Smoked Our Flag
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Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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Dankzig

Population242 million

Currencygreen
Animalganjalope

The Free Land of Dankzig is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 242 million Dankzigers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dankziger economy, worth 11.2 trillion greens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 46,391 greens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Dankzig City Times is sold out, and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dankzig's national animal is the ganjalope.

Dankzig is ranked 48,889th in the world and 57th in Canada for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,006.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 692ndTop
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Fattest Citizens: 8,643rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,243rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,196thMost Armed: 12,699thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,388thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 19,122ndNicest Citizens: 21,909thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,241stMost Inclusive: 30,613thMost Politically Free: 32,265thMost Compassionate Citizens: 32,462nd
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dankzig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Dankzig City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, students eagerly await homework from their gaming class.
  • : Dankzig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death.

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