The Free Land of Dankzig is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 242 million Dankzigers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Dankziger economy, worth 11.2 trillion greens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 46,391 greens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Dankzig City Times is sold out, and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dankzig's national animal is the ganjalope.
Dankzig is ranked 48,889th in the world and 57th in Canada for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,006.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Dankzig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
- : Following new legislation in
Dankzig, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
- : Following new legislation in
Dankzig, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Dankzig City Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in
Dankzig, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
- : Following new legislation in
Dankzig, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.
- : Following new legislation in
Dankzig, students eagerly await homework from their gaming class.
- :
Dankzig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Dankzig, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods.
- : Following new legislation in
Dankzig, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
- : Following new legislation in
Dankzig, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death.




























