The Democratic Sith Empire of DarthEvilious is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Sith Darth Evilious I with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.074 billion Evilions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blwargh Argh Argh. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DarthEviliousian economy, worth 718 trillion Blargh Fargh Farghs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,581 Blargh Fargh Farghs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DarthEvilious's national animal is the Ewok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Way of the Democratic Sith.

DarthEvilious is ranked 11,942^nd in the world and 583^rd in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 88.15 quips per hour.