
| Population | 4.879 billion |
| Capital | Blwargh Argh Argh |
| Leader | First Sith Darth Evilious I |
| Faith | The Way of the Democratic Sith |
| Currency | Blargh Fargh Fargh |
| Animal | Ewok |
The Democratic Sith Empire of DarthEvilious is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by First Sith Darth Evilious I with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.879 billion Evilions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blwargh Argh Argh. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient DarthEviliousian economy, worth 666 trillion Blargh Fargh Farghs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,588 Blargh Fargh Farghs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DarthEvilious's national animal is the Ewok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Way of the Democratic Sith.
DarthEvilious is ranked 32,675th in the world and 1,242nd in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 136,588.26 Standard Monetary Units.
Endorsements Received: 8 »
Feux,
Treadwellia,
Wang Yao,
New Rogernomics,
Fat Angel, Anzerstadium-Stadwelfheim,
El Sacador II, and
Calption.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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DarthEvilious, produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'.
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DarthEvilious, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
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DarthEvilious, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
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DarthEvilious, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
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DarthEvilious, the words guilty and evidence have left the DarthEviliousian lexicon.
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DarthEvilious, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
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DarthEvilious, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
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DarthEvilious, patriots insist that size does matter.
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DarthEvilious, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
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DarthEvilious, juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts.
















































