The Borderlands of Davelandish is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lars von Cooper with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.842 billion Davelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise. The average income tax rate is 41.8%.

The powerhouse Davelandishian economy, worth 263 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,801 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, the government spends billions to retrieve millions worth of asteroid gold, war vets look after war animals, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Davelandish's national animal is the Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Davelandish is ranked 60,824^th in the world and 16^th in The Invaders for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,669.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.