The Republic of Delostopia is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 308 million Delostopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Industry isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The Delostopian economy, worth 21.2 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 68,898 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime is relatively low. Delostopia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Delostopia is ranked 11,008^th in the world and 10^th in Benigtopia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.32 percentage of bribes refused.