The Zaxtrü Repüblic of Dev8station is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Regent Devin Aeight with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.042 billion Dev8stationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoobeecitee City. The average income tax rate is 57.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dev8stationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,588 Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, and bored sailors desperately hope that someone will shoot at them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dev8station's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ifthenist Baptist.

Dev8station is ranked 44,000^th in the world and 4^th in SEAHAWKS NATION for Highest Average Incomes, with 120,588.27 Standard Monetary Units.