The Federal Republic of Dill Empire is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Dill with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.414 billion Dill Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concorde. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dill Empirean economy, worth 428 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,080 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, the arms industry is strictly regulated, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dill Empire's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dill Empire is ranked 28,183^rd in the world and 1,709^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 76.21 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.