
| Population | 697 million |
| Capital | Koudekerk Nature Reserve |
| Currency | Tushtoan currency |
| Animal | Tushtoan national animal |
The Federal Republic of Dimetrodons is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and fear of technology. The compassionate, hard-working population of 697 million Dimetrodonsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koudekerk Nature Reserve. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.9%.
The Dimetrodonsian economy, worth 26.3 trillion Tushtoan currencies a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,753 Tushtoan currencies, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, even snitches get stitches, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimetrodons's national animal is the Tushtoan national animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Dimetrodons is ranked 270,124th in the world and 13th in Tushto for Highest Average Incomes, with 37,753.14 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dimetrodons, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
- : Following new legislation in
Dimetrodons, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
- : Following new legislation in
Dimetrodons, even snitches get stitches.
- : Following new legislation in
Dimetrodons, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in
Dimetrodons, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.
- : Following new legislation in
Dimetrodons, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
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Dimetrodons, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random.
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Dimetrodons, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
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Dimetrodons, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in
Dimetrodons, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.

















