The The of of of of of of of of of Dinkleland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Deez the Eternal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.585 billion dinkles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allen Elementary School Boys' Restroom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dinklelandian economy, worth 590 trillion poop-stained underwears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,651 poop-stained underwears, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,041,131 per year while the poor average 10,867, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, and government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dinkleland's national animal is the cheeseburger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dinklism.

Dinkleland is ranked 11,728^th in the world and 1^st in Matriarch Alliance for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,759.18 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.