The Fragrent Dragon of Dinossom is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 4.36 billion Dinossomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.1%.

The powerhouse Dinossomian economy, worth 338 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,585 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinossom's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dinossom is ranked 149,673^rd in the world and 11^th in Stubby Toe for Largest Populations, with 4.36 billion capita.