The Bannorn of Djose is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Bann Harabek vos Casata with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.074 billion Djoseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nehiim. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Djosean economy, worth 956 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 73,112 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Djose's national animal is the falcon hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Djose is ranked 185,413^th in the world and 2^nd in Putrajaya for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.