The Republic of Doctor Robotnik is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 2.621 billion Doctor Robotnikians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.8%.

The powerhouse Doctor Robotnikian economy, worth 201 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,974 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doctor Robotnik's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doctor Robotnik is ranked 127,283^rd in the world and 1^st in New Chiken for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 586.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.