The Doge Commander of Doge Garrison 0 is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by Doge with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.584 billion Doges have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The strong Doge Garrison 0ian economy, worth 922 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 55,631 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Doge Garrison 0 has designated Dogeville as its capital city, Doge has just been declared ruler of Doge Garrison 0 in an international press conference, Dogeism has been named as Doge Garrison 0's national religion, and people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Doge. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Garrison 0's national animal is the Doge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dogeism.

Doge Garrison 0 is ranked 215,681^st in the world and 1,728^th in The Dogeland Alliance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 276.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.