The Republic of Doge Garrison 216 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 1.467 billion Doge Garrison 216ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The Doge Garrison 216ian economy, worth 59.3 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,420 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Harry Potter books are banned, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime is moderate. Doge Garrison 216's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doge Garrison 216 is ranked 159,314^th in the world and 3^rd in Catgirls for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 374.54 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.