The United Socialist States of Not a Secret Hurricane Puppet is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning governor population. The hard-nosed population of 1.22 billion Not a Secret Hurricane Puppetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Not a Secret Hurricane Puppetian economy, worth 48.0 trillion couped fascist regions a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,312 couped fascist regions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, military spending recently hit a new high, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and the police double as repo men. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not a Secret Hurricane Puppet's national animal is the governor.

Not a Secret Hurricane Puppet is ranked 130,997^th in the world and 2^nd in Catgirls for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 530.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.