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Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,147thMost Primitive: 16,432ndMost Authoritarian: 24,336th
The Swirling Mind of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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The Mad Dr Hypnotize
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dr Hypnotize

Population5.122 billion

CapitalBest City Ever-Really
LeaderThe Mad Dr Hypnotize
FaithFire

CurrencyLie
AnimalFree FLEA

The Swirling Mind of Dr Hypnotize is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Mad Dr Hypnotize with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.122 billion Dr Hypnotizeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Best City Ever-Really. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Dr Hypnotizean economy, worth 161 trillion Lies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,433 Lies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dr Hypnotize's national animal is the Free FLEA, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fire.

Dr Hypnotize is ranked 178,622nd in the world and 89th in Gay for Most Stationary, with 80.30208749552 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,147thTop
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Most Primitive: 16,432ndMost Authoritarian: 24,336th
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Most Primitive: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the region

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