The Swirling Mind of Dr Hypnotize is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Mad Dr Hypnotize with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.262 billion Dr Hypnotizeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Best City Ever-Really. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Dr Hypnotizean economy, worth 321 trillion Lies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,300 Lies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, diplomatic cables about The Mad Dr Hypnotize have suddenly been very flattering, and racehorses move a lot slower these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dr Hypnotize's national animal is the Free FLEA, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fire.

Dr Hypnotize is ranked 317,873^rd in the world and 10^th in Dr Hypnoz Secret Research Facility for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -107.11 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.