Population | 5.122 billion |
Capital | Best City Ever-Really |
Leader | The Mad Dr Hypnotize |
Faith | Fire |
Currency | Lie |
Animal | Free FLEA |
The Swirling Mind of Dr Hypnotize is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Mad Dr Hypnotize with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.122 billion Dr Hypnotizeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Best City Ever-Really. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Dr Hypnotizean economy, worth 161 trillion Lies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,433 Lies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dr Hypnotize's national animal is the Free FLEA, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fire.
Dr Hypnotize is ranked 178,622nd in the world and 89th in Gay for Most Stationary, with 80.30208749552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dr Hypnotize's influence in Gay rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Dr Hypnotize's influence in Gay rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Dr Hypnotize's influence in Gay rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Dr Hypnotize's influence in Gay rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Dr Hypnotize's influence in Gay rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Dr Hypnotize relocated from Lazarus to Gay.
- : Dr Hypnotize was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Dr Hypnotize ceased to exist in The Greatest Freak Show on Earth.
- : Dr Hypnotize's influence in The Greatest Freak Show on Earth rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Dr Hypnotize was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.