The Bleating Sheep of Dr Satan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dr Satan with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.85 billion Dr Satanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELL. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Dr Satanian economy, worth 121 trillion NFTS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,441 NFTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, and Dr Satan is the self-declared God of all Dr Satan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dr Satan's national animal is the war pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Dr Satan is ranked 240,770^th in the world and 7^th in Dr Hypnoz Secret Research Facility for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.