The Wastes of Dragonvalia is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning Dragon population. The hard-working, cynical population of 23.517 billion Dragonvalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 33.8%.

The Dragonvalian economy, worth 875 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 37,218 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime is moderate. Dragonvalia's national animal is the Dragon.

Dragonvalia is ranked 234,070^th in the world and 4,062^nd in eta for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.