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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Suffering for everyone but me
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Drogmar

Population14.293 billion

CapitalZeredathath
LeaderThe Unspeakable One
FaithPhilosophic Sufferianism

Currencyblood diamond
AnimalHorrific Demon of Fear

The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Unspeakable One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.293 billion Drogmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeredathath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drogmarian economy, worth a remarkable 7,224 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 505,472 blood diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Unspeakable One in ermine and velvet garb, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Drogmar's national animal is the Horrific Demon of Fear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Philosophic Sufferianism.

Drogmar is ranked 119,199th in the world and 4,465th in Balder for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 878.01 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rdMost Corrupt Governments: 115thLargest Black Market: 121stLowest Crime Rates: 185thHighest Average Incomes: 284thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 316thLargest Governments: 398thLargest Mining Sector: 408thHighest Average Tax Rates: 528thMost Armed: 541stLargest Agricultural Sector: 604thMost Avoided: 658thHighest Economic Output: 885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 918thFattest Citizens: 976thMost Conservative: 1,015thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,254thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,689thMost Devout: 1,696thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,826thRudest Citizens: 4,891stNudest: 6,061stMost Authoritarian: 7,311thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,894thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,242ndLargest Populations: 15,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,249th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Devout: 86th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionRudest Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 218th in the regionNudest: 256th in the regionMost Stationary: 275th in the regionMost Influential: 294th in the regionLargest Populations: 349th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 412th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 483rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 545th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 743rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Unspeakable One in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Drogmar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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