The Theocracy of Druipapa is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.874 billion Druipapans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avignon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Druipapan economy, worth 771 trillion Avignons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 59,965 Avignons, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, sweet-toothed Druipapans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, a major religion has been named as Druipapa's national religion, and the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Druipapa's national animal is the dove.

Druipapa is ranked 115,737^th in the world and 109^th in The Eighth Closet for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,635.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.